Yesterday while I was checking my mail at my mom’s internet café. My friend, Faiza sent me a message asking if I like cricket. She most have ask because I’m West Indian so this is what I’m going to reply to her when I go online

“You know, Faiza , I’ve been thinking hard and long about what you have said/ask to me recently and I realized that you most have asked because I’m West Indian right? Because West Indies is a cricket team, right?

Just because I’m West Indian that doesn’t mean that play cricket, I hate cricket!

Jamaica has the fastest and second fastest man on earth, Usain Bolt, Asfa Powel. Yendi Phillips came second in miss universe in 2009 she is a Jamaican!

I’m not fast, and I most certainly hate cricket! And you and I both know that I’m not the most beautiful girl in the world.

 Jamaica is coming to it’s fiftieth independence so at this moment everything might be offensive to us Jamaicans.

So girl stop with your stereotypes its offensive! And I’m sure anyone from any other county in the West Indies would also find that offensive. You know I could’ve asked you a stereotype question like do you know Osama bin Laden? Or, is your county still in war with the united stats? But I know it’ll be offended.

Yours sincerely

Pinky

P.S

If this hurts your feelings I don’t mean to, I’m just being honest

P.S.S you hurt my feelings first!

P.S.S.S I LOVE YOU! XOXO.”